Whether you think it’s sick or sane, Twitter is here to stay. Somehow condensing comedy or action updates into 140 characters or less has caused a great craze worldwide.
For James Bond, consider how compactly you can describe his movies and books. For example, The Spy Who Loved Me becomes “The one with Jaws” and Moonraker, “The other one with Jaws”.
Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace, therefore, might be “The one with Craig” and “The other one with Craig” or “The other Blonde Bond (not Sir Roger Moore)” and “The other-other Blonde Bond” or even “The Bland Bonds” if you’re a Pierce Brosnan fan. Or condense Bond 21 and 22 still further with “Bond begins” and “Bond continues”.
What are your “tweets” of the Bond films and books?
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackHere’s my list (also inspired by the sitcom Friends who also uses the phrse the one with..)
CR54: Technically the first forgotten one
DrNo: The official first one with the bikini
FRWL: The one with the murder on the train
GF: The one with Oddjob and laser torture
TB: The one with lots of underwater scenes
CR67: The silly one
YOLT: The one with the crater and first face to face with Blofeld
OHMSS: The underestimated one with Lazenby
DAF: The one with gay henchmen and return of Connery
LALD: The one with all the black ones and alligators
TMWTGG: The one with the midget and golden gun
TSWLM: The first one with Jaws and a submarine car
MR: The one in wich Jaws gets a girlfriend in outer space
FYEO: The one with the parrot and annoying ice skater
OcP: The one with the clowns and deadly yoyo’s
NSNA: The roque one with Mr. Bean and return of Connery (again)
AVTAK: The one with the girl screaming 100+ times “James!”
TLD: The one with the cellist in Afghanistan
LTK: The one with the exploding head
GE: The one with the renegade 00 and SM henchmen
TND: The one with the sea drill and inflatable tires
TWINE: The one whith the first female main villain and final Q scene
DAD: The one with a bearded 007 and second bikini scene
CR06: The refreshing reboot one with Craig and all the poker
QOS: The Bourne look-a-like but decent one
From Holland with Love
Flapflop
DR NO: Ursula Andress Gets Crabs.
FRWL: Connery Kicks Booty
GOLD: The Biggest Bond of All.
THUN: Now, Drown In Water!
YOLT: Best Cinematography Of Series
CR ‘67: So, THAT’s What Ian Fleming Meant By David Niven
OHMSS: Lazenby Does Well
DAF: First Roger Moore Sean Connery Movie
LALD: Roger Takes On Persona, No Problema
TMWTGG: Hai, Karate!
TSWLM: We Love Him Also
MOON: Where Darth Vader Goes, Bond Dares
FYEO: Down To Earth, Like Locque’s Car
OCTO: Laughs And Suspense In India!
NSNA: Somebody Remake This Remake
AVTAK: Grace Jones! Grace Jones? Grace Jones!
TLD: Ay-oh-oh-ay. Great Living Barry Music.
LTK: The First Fleming Bond On Screen
GEYE: This Relic Of The Cold War Has Plenty Of Life Remaining
TND: Press The Magic Button and Beijing Disappears
TWINE: This Plot Was Almost Enough
DAD: Far Up, Far More… Money Than Spent Before
CR: The One With The Bond 5,000 People Still Hate!
QOS: The Other One With The Fleming Bond
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